I have never been a germaphobe. 

But now that Ellen doesn't really have an immune system all I can see in the world is germs. In fact, it's gotten to the point where it's really changed my perspective on everything. I used to see human beings, now I see walking death bombs of germs and communicable disease. And children... it's a miracle they are alive the way they throw caution to the wind and put anything in their mouths.

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